Well, I have to say, in the romance writer’s quest for a new hero…we have overlooked one very important hero…the spam lover. The spam lover is a direct cousin to the concerned spam friend who wants to grow your penis…regardless of your gender.

The other day, in response to “Dangerous Man Smoking” I got the following post…somehow it made it past the spam filter.

“Hello Dear.
I came across your profile and I will like us to have a good relationship and to know much better .my name is Gift Nelson i am single and never marriage.I will wait for your reply . please contact me at this my email address (Gift10026@ yahoo.com) so that i can send you my picture and more about myself. waiting to hear from you .

please i will be very happy if you can write me through this (Gift10026 @ yahoo.com)i believe we shall definitely have reason to love each other ,lets take a chance for a chance because there is no harm in tries,i can only promise you of my love ,with sweetest desiire.”

Apparently Gift, in his rampant sweetest “desiire” for me has neglected to read enough of my blog to know that I’m married. Damn, I love it when I don’t even have to work for my blog topic. It just falls in my lap some days.