I just saw a preview for a totally unremarkable fantasy film. So unremarkable in fact that I can’t tell you five seconds after watching it, what the name of the film was. It started… “In a world…” With that standard male voice-over that’s trying to sound important. It included phrases like: “Where good…and evil…” And it may have finished that sentence with “collide.” Is there any movie anymore where “good and evil” don’t “collide?” Why can’t good and evil “tangle” or get into a “rumble?” Why must they always collide now?
For once I’d love to see a preview where the voice-over says something like: “Where good…and evil…join together to fight an even worse foe…” Then at least I’m semi-intrigued by the vagueness and I’m thinking: “Well damn, what’s worse than evil? Isn’t that pretty all inclusive?”
And of course there is that rousing epic background music we’ve heard so many times it’s no longer epic. It’s almost intentionally vague like either we aren’t worthy to hear the actual plot up front without paying $10 to go see the movie, or it’s so bad, they have to be vague to get us to pay $10 to go see the movie.
And I’m sitting here thinking, how is it that anyone is going to see this movie with this kind of preview? Aren’t we all jaded by the “In a world” voice-over movie preview yet? Why are marketers acting like we’re all morons with a drool cup? Or people with short term memory loss who can’t remember that last summer’s blockbusters had these exact same previews with different images and maybe, though not necessarily, different background music.
It’s not like I expect a totally original move preview. I mean we live in such an information rich society almost nothing is novel to anyone. We’re all pretty jaded. But what I expect is, at the very least emotional honesty. But that seems to be too much to ask.
I really think we’re undergoing a business and entertainment revolution. Where wal-mart is slightly less glossy and shiny. And we no longer ooooh and aaaah over every blockbuster anymore. There are still a few mainstream movies, TV shows, songs, etc. that overdeliver. LOST comes to mind. But a lot of what we’re seeing is really bad and uninspired.
The playing field is leveling where our options are not just to be entertained by the few people well-funded enough to provide us with entertainment. The independent guy gets a chance. Indie movies, indie music, tiny businesses where customer service and dealing with real people is king.
I absolutely believe Earl Newton is the next Joss Whedon. Though hopefully he won’t make some of the same business mistakes.
I hesitate to include writers in the indie revolution, but maybe that’s true too. Scott Sigler was a complete unknown before he started his podcast. Not everybody knows him yet. But this guy is the next Stephen King almost guaranteed and it’s because he can write, and he knows how to connect with people and get his message to the people. And when the people get the message it sure as hell doesn’t start with the words: “In a world…”
July 7, 2008 at 10:05 am
Do you read MJ Rose’s blog, Buzz, Balls, & Hype? I think you’d like it: she was in the advertising industry, and she lends her knowledge to the book industry. She had a post up today mentioning the importance of differentiation.
July 7, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Hey Spy, sorry you got lost in the spam filter for leaving two links in your comment. (It’s an auto setting, normally it’s correct, but wordpress sent me an email going “moderate this comment, bitches”)
You know, I haven’t read that blog and I’m a complete moron for not reading it, because you’re right, I’m her target market. And…hello, I just looked up and I’m actually subscribed to it in my toolbar, but I haven’t looked at it since I subscribed because apparently I have toolbar ADD.
Going there now, thanks for the reminder!
July 7, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Zoe, you’re hilarious. Now you’ve got me wondering…what is worse than evil?
July 7, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Hahahaha! My honest belief? Apathy.
July 8, 2008 at 5:52 pm
You almost have it right. When I talk, I say, “in MY world … ” because, let’s face it, when I destroy all civilization and enslave the human race, then it will be my world.
July 8, 2008 at 7:04 pm
hahaha Scott, you terrify me! *hides*
August 30, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Yes, I agree with you, Zoe. I would be a fool to repeat Joss Whedon’s career. He is a misguided munchkin with no hope of success!
;D
Thank you for your very kind words.
August 31, 2008 at 1:35 pm
hahahaha Earl. Hey, you talk to my husband in IM and on Twitter.